Myth or Fact: Giant Gummy Bear

Just wanna bite his ear off!

Joni performing gummy bear surgery

My friends Joni and Dean introduced me to this candy blog the other day and I've been hooked on her recommendations (www.candyblog.net). She talked about some candies I've heard of and some I haven't heard of. I started getting hooked on the Japanese candy Hi-Chew which this lady loves. Dean and Joni are hooked on an expensive habit called Gummy Choco. We were all intrigued by this one blog about a giant gummy bear. I love gummy bears, but a giant one? I had dreams of just grabbing that bear and biting his nose off. Low and behold, I found it at Dave and Buster's of all places. For a mere 475 tickets, you could own a giant gummy bear, about the size of a coffee mug. I had to get it for Joni. You know what, it was really good! I got the green apple flavor (which you gummy bears fan know that it not an original true gummy bear flavor). The texture was a bit softer than a gummy bear but it was good. I think it was just weird to eat such a large piece since usually you eat a small bear one at a time. Should you come across a giant gummy bear, say "hello", chat it up a bit, then go for the kill with your knife...it won't hurt him at all.